Ten signs you may think you are getting old

• One.  You are the only man in a restaurant without designer stubble and  wearing a tie
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• Two:  you don't wear shorts in the street until the sun comes out
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• Three:  you give up your seat in a bus to a young woman carrying a baby
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• Four:  you consider shaving  every day
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• Five:  you are surprised  at the price of a pint of beer
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• Six: you press your jeans with creases down the front
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• Seven: when you were young you didn't know any girls called Kylie 
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• Eight:  you keeping waiting for a tune in a modern song 
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• Nine: you wonder why boys shorts are longer than girls skirts
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• Ten:  you now understand the meaning of "second childhood" - nobody listened to you when you were young and nobody listens now .

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• Eleven:  you can't keep count
• Twelve:  You remember this ad
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